I love Google Translate.

Every morning, we get a message from the vice principal on cool messenger (our school's messaging system).  Most of the time I just ignore them, but sometimes I copy/paste them into google translate.  Here is what today's message says:


* Good luck, how to call *
- Do not turn to others the responsibility of misery -
- Seriously, just go ahead -
- Do not be a smart ass -
- First, you give thanks for what you have -
- A single world-put normal-
- Go for patient-
- Drop the jealousy-
- Keep it relax your mind. Tomorrow, tomorrow the sun will be upon us -

I think when these things are translated, it makes them seem more hilarious than they are actually meant to be. Today is the last normal full day of school before summer vacation aka Sonya Teacher teaching 3 weeks of summer English camp and THEN taking summer vacation starting August 10th!  I'll be back in the USA for 2 weeks^^